IF DOGS COULD SPEAK.
'The leg might be broken, but I can still annoy the fluff out of you!'
'Mum said all I have to do is give you puppy eyes and you'll feed me. How'm I doin'...?'
'I don't get it. Where's the milk?!'
'Therrr z no way that was [hiccup!] juzzt milk! [hiccup]!'
'If the puppy eyes don't work, use more conventional methods.'
'Welllll, I'm a Gemini.....aaaaaannnd I like long walks on the beach. Aaaaannnd I, like, LOVE tennis balls. ha ha ha'
'I'm not....[yawn]...tired, ok ? I'm...just..... a little...sllleeepy......
'Why are people so unkind?'
'BUT I DON'T WANNA GO...!!!! AAAAaaaaaahahhhahh'
'I'd better be getting paid overtime for this.'
'Ahhh! A mouse!! Quick...on the chair!'
'Rrrrr....like a tiger. Rrrrrrr'
'What?! I didn't.....I....I was just thirsty.'
'Go on - tickle me. You know you wanna.'
'Why did I eat so many cookies. Why?!'
'He he he. I went through your bag, man, and I found this little bag of green stuff. So I totally ate it. Awesome. He he he.'
'Kid....you're asking the wrong guy.''
'You'd think that looking like a panda I would get a bit more attention around here. Hello....? Pat me please. Hellooooo??'
'Bread. You're seriously giving m e bread...?'
'[sniff sniff]....why don't they want [sniff] to play with me??'
'Why get a Tea-cup Chihuahua when ..
.....you can get a Beer-mug Chihuahua ??!'